How to survive valentines day alone

Just remember valentines day is just like any other day of the year except its just full of all that cringy jaz like them pointless over sized teddys (not going to lie I would love one) or massive cards bigger than the person receiving it.

Personally i absolutely hate things like valentines day and just public display of affection,I have no idea why i just don't get how sticking someones tongue down someones throat in a public place is love or cute,if that happened to me i'd probably bite their tongue off.

For the last 13 years and 7 and a half months (my whole life) i have survive valentines day (and the other 364 days of the year) alone so i'm going to show you people how to be brave and alone on this tragic day for singles (sarcasm because its not that tragic) 

1st of all write yourself a fake 'anonymous' note of love writing all your positives about yourself and put it in an envelope then open it and you can be like ''omg valentines note woooo'' plus self confidence.

2nd of all if you cant spend your valentines day with one boy spend it with two Ben and Jerry (lmao i really hope at least one person got that joke)

3rd of all just have a lazy day and eat whatever you want watch some of your fave movies and stuff like all i'm doing is watching Breakfast at Tiffany's ,When Harry met Sally and of course Dirty Dancing and eating Nutella

4th of all there isn't really any other tips just do what you wanna do