25 facts about me

Hollaa sorry i haven't posted recently i feel really bad... Opps
Anyways i feel you guys know really little about me so i'm going to do this 25 facts about me , i don't know if you do these on blogs but I've seen them on YouTube so it should be okk.
I'm sorry if these are mundane but at least you know a bit more about me!
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1.I do not have a snazzy accent which makes me sad
2.My longest relationship was for around 1-3 minutes
3.I was in a house fire
4.Never broken a bone (really hope i don't jinx that)
5.I loovvee really high rides
6.When i was around 7 my favorite song was 'baby got back' by Sir Mix Alot
7.When i first started high school i didn't know hardly any sexual slag
8.I am currently in my pajamas
9. At the min i am reading Love,Rosie (previously 'where rainbows end') (Be expecting a review on that)
10.When i was in year 3 (aged 7 or 8 i think) a mean girl wrote a bitchy book about me and gave it to my best friend (basically a burn book revolved around me)
11.When i was younger i was scared of Morrisons (the shop) because my grandma got me a video from there and i thought it was scary (it was cartoon)
12.Me and my friends used to pretend we were mermaids 
13. Mitchie of camp rock was my idol and i used to sing 'this is real this is me' in the school playground
14.I live in the UK
15.I need a wee but i'm writing this
16.I have always wanted to live in New York for at least a year since i was 8 and obsessed with F.R.I.E.N.D.S
17.'When Harry met Sally' is under rated and literally my favorite film ever
18.I am probably the opposite of a boy band 'fan girl'
19.My biggest pet peeve is when people say 'gay' in wrong term, I've already done a post about how much it annoys me (feel free to check it out), literally if someone says ''omg your acting so gay'' and mean it as i am acting stupid i feel like stamping on their toes with my big feet but i just say ''how am i acting homosexual?'' but it is so annoying 
20.I am the smallest person out of my friends as i am around 5ft
21.I have really big feet for my size because i'm a 6 and a half
22.I have to take four tablets a day for my mild acne and i hate it so much because they taste like plastic and i have to wait 2 hours after or before i eat to have one
23. Pizza is one of the only foods i like
24. I'm a picky eater
25.This is my last fact

How to survive valentines day alone

Just remember valentines day is just like any other day of the year except its just full of all that cringy jaz like them pointless over sized teddys (not going to lie I would love one) or massive cards bigger than the person receiving it.

Personally i absolutely hate things like valentines day and just public display of affection,I have no idea why i just don't get how sticking someones tongue down someones throat in a public place is love or cute,if that happened to me i'd probably bite their tongue off.

For the last 13 years and 7 and a half months (my whole life) i have survive valentines day (and the other 364 days of the year) alone so i'm going to show you people how to be brave and alone on this tragic day for singles (sarcasm because its not that tragic) 

1st of all write yourself a fake 'anonymous' note of love writing all your positives about yourself and put it in an envelope then open it and you can be like ''omg valentines note woooo'' plus self confidence.

2nd of all if you cant spend your valentines day with one boy spend it with two Ben and Jerry (lmao i really hope at least one person got that joke)

3rd of all just have a lazy day and eat whatever you want watch some of your fave movies and stuff like all i'm doing is watching Breakfast at Tiffany's ,When Harry met Sally and of course Dirty Dancing and eating Nutella

4th of all there isn't really any other tips just do what you wanna do

19 UNDERRATED FAVE SONGS

I decided to write about my fave songs because some are so underrated and yaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...

1.At the min i'm abso loving- Tongue Tied by Grouplove (it reminds me of summer idk)
2.For me this song never gets old and its so happy- Best day of my life by American Authors (also any of their songs are fabulous,really really recommend)
3.I heard this song on The Voice and i fell in love-Sugar we're going down by Fall Out Boy
4.This song is common so you've probably heard it but George Ezra is amaze-Budapest by George Ezra
5.I have Taylor Swifts album and its deffo one of the best-Wildest Dreams by Taylor Swift
6.I loooove Beyonce deffo my all time fave but her old songs are so much better than her new ones in my opinion-Get me bodied or Listen by Beyonce (or any of them)
7. Old but gold-Who's loving you by Jackson 5
8.Whitney was a classic in the 80s and 90s but her songs never get old-I have nothing by Whitney Houston
9.HER VOICE IS INCREDIBLE OMG-Spotlight by Jenifer Hudson
10.Everyone raves about 'Sleeping With Sirens' personally i think they're overrated the only song I like by them is-Audrey Hepburn and James dean by Sleeping With Sirens
11.I am in love with acoustic songs at the min, I'm loving 'Radio 1 Live Lounge' album (which is were i got this from)-Shake it off- Labrinth (acoustic)
12.I heard this off x factor when Kerrianne Covell sang it - I know you wont by Carrie Underwood
13.I don't have much to say about this i just like it- Gravity by Sara Bareilles
14.I don't know why but it reminds me of Halloween- Wicked Games (not the original) Rebecca Ferguson ( X factor)
15.Alicia keys is amazing literally love all her songs-if i ain't got you or Fallin by Alicia Keys
16.This song (or any of her songs) are so relaxing shes like the soothing girl version or Ed Sheeran- Panic Cord by Gabrielle Aplin
17.Personally i think this person was really good but she only had 3 songs :( (all really good though) - Dumb by Tich
18.I used to absolutely love all her songs and recently got back into them they're so gooood but my fave is - Foundations by Kate Nash
19. Deffo one of the best-Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus 

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love yaaa xo

Ali xo

8 Life hacks (part 2)

Hello ('Hola' if you're Spanish) this is life hacks part 2!!!Most of these are not my ideas they are off Google lmao i'm not that creativeIf you like what i post please feel free to comment love ya xo

1)If you have ran out of shaving foam or don't have any, just use hair conditioner its miles cheaper plus your legs will smell like your hair:)

2)To remove gum from your hair use an ice cube (because no one wants gummy hair) 

3)put a straw through a necklace to keep it from untangling 

4)When your phone is on charge turn it on airplane mode (it charges quicker)

5)Chew gum while studying,it helps stay focused 

6)To make perfume last all day apply Vaseline first then spray perfume 

7)If you get mascara on your eye lids use a flash card (or anything similar) to make sure it doesn't go on eyelids,if you're feeling rebellious and don't do this and get mascara on your eyelids use a cotton bud to remove it (two hacks in one ooooh)

8)If you're really bad at painting nails (which is really hard if your using your left hand, vise versa) put a thin layer of non toxic PVA (or Elmers) glue around your nail and wait for it to dry. Then paint your nail and once the nail varnish is dry peel the glue off so then all the nail varnish around your nail will come off. You can also do this with Vaseline.(photo from St.Ives twitter page)

High school expectations vs Reality

hiiii i have a massive head ache but i felt like bloggin' so....

In my last year of primary all i wanted was to go to high school, because i expected it to mean your officially 'big' but in reality your in year 7 which means you're in the baby year group again,plus you have no idea whats cool and whats not at the start.

HIGH SCHOOL BOYS... You expect high school boys to be all big and like the movies but really...

CANTEEN... In the canteen you expect food fights,sing along and all that jazz but no because everyone has phones

FOOD... Is it just me that expected chocolate fountains and that? (High school was a massive disappointment)

Thank you for reading! Sorry it's only short ill probaly do a part 2,comment if ya'll like it xo

Some boys don't think before they speak

HEEEEEYY, just about boys and how irritating they are..

When i say 'some' I mean about 95% of boys don't taste their words before they spit them out.
Some boys are extremely stupid when it comes to talking respectfully to a girl,
Why is it okay for boys to smack girls arses at 13 years old and get away with it?
I say girls should do something about it,its not okay and to be honest it could probably go down as mild sexual assault,a 13 year old boy touching a girls bum is so inappropriate,imagine what its going to be like in 10 years?
would you like to think your future kids will be speaking to girls like they are nothing but a body?

Some boys don't understand how girls can actually be depressed.
Just today i was arguing with a boy then all of a sudden he brings up someone who self-harms he says something like "she self harms,attention seeker" is this the kind of world we live in?
Self-harming is not attention seeking,have you ever thought that for some people self-harm is a cry for help? They don't need someone calling them an attention seeker,they need someone to help them get support.
Some are just oblivious to girls feelings or maybe not,maybe the boys who bully secretly are insecure either way its not okay and if you feel you are getting bullied,tell a teacher or just someone then maybe that will help the bully stop bullying so they don't do it to anyone else and it will help you!
I'm not saying all boys are like this just some,girls aren't perfect either but that's a different rant (will probs do a post about bitchy girls some time).   

Boys thinking their 10 men...one of the most annoying things ever is when boys think there so 'big' and 'hard' but really they look like lanky 10 year olds at a year 6 school disco with massive hair. At one point in every boys life they have thought their as hard as nails if they answer back to a teacher or poke someone and hide. In year 9 boys still act like this. They think their so great if they have an okay comeback and all their friends go 'OOOOOHH' like omg that its so so cool well done you have finally had a decent comeback,you need a medal!!!!! 

5 Life hacks (part 1)

HIYYYYAAA,just a few life hacks i feel you need to know (most are off random websites because i'm not that creative) plus these are not my photos there off Google images i'm sorry i'm not originalll...

1.paint the top of your keys with nail varnish so they look pretttty (photo from jewelpie.com )

2.To break in flats wear really thick socks (bed socks) then blow dry (with a blow dryer,duh) around were it's really tight around your shoe :)) (photo from www.coffeelightandsweet.com )

3.One of my personal favorites because i think its so funny (idk why),if you have a swing and your looking after your young sibling or child,tie a long rope to the swing then put the child in the swing, walk away holding the rope and swing it. (Really bad at explaining,i know) (photo from www.lifehack.org )

4. The magnetic make up board thing,basically you buy a magnetic board (with magnets,duh) then you put your make up on the magnets(with the sticky stuff) and place the magnets on the magnetic board and everyone will be jel of your make up board thing. (photo from alldaychic.com )

5.Magnetic strip thing!! first you buy a magnet tape from your local shop (if not http://www.amazon.co.uk/  have them just type in 'magnetic tape')Then stick it on your wall of your room,bath room (wherever you want!)Then you get your hair grips,tweezers (anything magnetic) place them on the tape then you wont lose them (as often) (photo from www.popsugar.com )